BBQ rules

Vraag me niet wat er aan de hand is met het klimaat maar het bevalt ons wel. De afgelopen week was het zomers warm, volle zon, blauwe lucht en ca. 20 tot 25 graden. En dat voor midden mei! Helaas is voor aankomende week weer regen voorspelt.

Dit weekend hadden we een BBQ met Amerikaanse vrienden: Philip en Denise. Ik had Hilde ervan overtuigd dat dit een activiteit was waarbij ik ging “koken” en zij rustig aan kon doen. Philip mailde me later echter deze mail die PRECIES beschrijft hoe de avond verliep. Erg grappig! Mannen zijn gewoon te voorspelbaar…

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BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensilsand sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4. The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

5. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!

More routine...

6. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

7. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.  He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:

8. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

9. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

10. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

11. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

12. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

 

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